Apple Releases iOS 6, Declined Daniel

Apple Releases iOS 6, Declined Daniel

Apple released iOS 6 today with over 200 new features for iPhone users. Despite what appears to be yet another win for the men and women in Cupertino, one casualty was spotted in the rollout — Declined Daniel — the young man getting dissed by every curious customer checking out Apple’s iOS website.  Read More >

Tim Cook is a Smug Son-of-a-Bitch

Tim Cook is a Smug Son-of-a-Bitch

Apple has finally released the iPhone 5 and we couldn’t help but notice Tim Cook’s demeanor on stage has gotten quite … well … smug.Read More >

How To Heat Up A Pizza: This is DiGiorno’s Secret Training Manual, Leaked by Gizmodo

How To Heat Up A Pizza: This is DiGiorno’s Secret Training Manual, Leaked by Gizmodo

Sam Biddle Reports: You may have seen the outrageous DiGiorno advertising that has been permeating televisions for years, claiming that their pizza is as good as any delivery place, even implying that a tiny nerdy kid could be invited into what appears to be a generic rap star’s slammin’ party. You would think DiGiorno knowsRead More >

App.net Drops $50 Bombs on Twitter

App.net Drops $50 Bombs on Twitter

App.net is a social network that has no ads, but comes with a catch — it’s not free. Bucking the overwhelmingly ubiquitous trend set by Myspace, Facebook, and now Twitter of an ad-supported online social gathering place, app.net seeks to provide a social network unencumbered by pesky advertisers, thus “putting users first”. But to getRead More >

Samsung Copied The Wrong Thing

Samsung Copied The Wrong Thing

The number speaks pretty loud, even for an international company worth billions. $1,049,343,540. So, with one of Samsung’s billions dropping off its balance sheet, the Internet went ablaze about the verdict, claiming it was the end of technological innovation, the end of civility, the end of… well… everything. The evil giant, Apple, had single-handedly killedRead More >